Monday, April 12, 2010

Top shots

By special request, here are a few favorite pictures from my trip to Africa.

To start with, have you ever seen a happier pig than this warthog at Mkuze National Park in South Africa?

This is something I have always wanted to see: a giraffe drinking water. Totally awkward and vulnerable to lion attack!

This is the lovely Paternoster, with whitewashed fisherman cottages, in the Western Cape, South Africa.

This is the Sea Point Pavilion, where you can do laps with an ocean view, in Cape Town.


This is the interior courtyard at the lovely Winchester Mansions in Cape Town.


My village, Tsineng.


Petrified forest in Sossusvlei, Namibia (where part of the J. Lo movie "The Cell" was filmed).


Sunrise over the Sesriem dunes, Namibia.

Rock formations, Namibia.

Giraffes at dusk, Etosha, Namibia.

Okavango Delta, Botswana.

Victoria Falls by helicopter.

Victoria Fall, dangling over the edge. I didn't take this picture; instead, my guide took my camera and clambered over rocks until he was barely clinging to the edge. I was like "Dude, the shot is not worth dying for!"

Sunset over the Zambezi

Zanzibar! Now you see why I stayed an extra week.

Lions, Ngorongoro Crater.
Olduvai Gorge, the "Cradle of Humankind."

Baby lion cub, yawning. You know all about its tragic fate.

Antelope, Masai Mara.

Full Moon, Lamu

Thursday, April 8, 2010

New York, Reprise

March 31, 2010
Johannesburg, South Africa

On the way to the airport, I had one of many conversations about race in the New South Africa with my driver, an Afrikaaner dude. You know that whatever is to follow "I'm not a racist, but..." is going to be objectionable!

I arrived at the airport early and spent some time having my luggage inspected by the VAT officials. I also considered having my bags shrink-wrapped (it's Johannesburg, after all), but I didn't bother. I won't cry if my rooibos tea, rusks, peri-peri sauce or other silly items are pinched (although J. might!).

As you can see, South Africa is totally excited to host the World Cup; these countdown signs were everywhere in the airport. I hope it goes smoothly and the country makes a bundle from the World Cup, but I'm definitely glad I won't be around. Football fans who smell of vomit are not my favorite peeps!

After a leisurely lunch at Mugg & Bean, I passed through security and submitted my VAT receipts at the office. I got R450 back (60 USD)! Wonderful! Then I realized that I only had an hour to spend my windfall before I had to proceed to my gate. Where can you easily spend R450? Duty Free of, course! I loaded up with Amarula chocolates, Blance de blance and sherry and hightailed it to my gate, where I endured three extra security screenings, a special treat from for all passengers bound for the US.

Seventeen hours later, I landed in New York. JFK, in all its shabby glory, never looked so good! And it is wonderful to be home!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Goodbye to Wonderful South Africa!

I was sad to leave St. Lucia last Friday because it was one of my favorite bits of South Africa. I had a great guide, named Seya, who is a 19 year old Zulu dude, and every day we did something different. We went snorkeling at Cape Vidal, went on lots of walks looking for birds in the forest around St. Lucia, visited Hluhluwe Imfolozi Park and visited Mkuze Game Reserve, which was huge and hot and full of birds, and as Seya noted, little else. "This park does not have the Big 5," he complained. "It only has the Big 2--birds and antelopes!" As you can tell, Seya thinks birds are for nerds. He loves hyenas, leopards and wild dogs. But the birds were, of course, magnificent and we even saw a water cobra (snake number 2).

I left St. Lucia one hot day, and drove to Eshowe, a little town in Zululand that has dense forests (where Shaka Zulu is reported to have hidden his wives during a war) with arial walkways where you can see lots of birds. I stayed at a dive hotel, which featured "Girls' Night" on the night that I arrived, complete with male strippers. Every 18-22 year old girl in all of Kwazulu-Natal must have been there. These girls looked like New Jersey girls on a Friday night, all dolled up for clubbing in New York--you can imagine the scene! Needless to say, I didn't buy a ticket to the event.

The birds in Eshowe were totally wonderful. I spotted lots of rare ones, including a scaly-throated honeyguide, spotted ground thrush, cuckoo hawk and a green barbet, which, due to its very specific diet of a certain type of fig, only lives in one little forest (the Ongoye Forest) in southern Africa. Wonderful!

Then, I drove like a seasoned minibus taxi driver (read: totally hardcore) down the N2 to the Durban airport to drop off my car rental and catch a ride into the city of Durban. Durban has a bad rep for being dirty and crime-ridden, but I love it. It's a gritty, colorful seaside city with lots of characters. On the shuttle to my hotel, an 18 years old surfer from Cape Town chatted me up; his name was Jordan and he was in town for a surfing competition. We talked about how his sponsors censor his Facebook postings and about favorite spots in South Africa. Predictably, his favorite city in South Africa outside of Cape Town is Jeffrey's Bay (the surfing mecca). He's a dude with one thing on his mind: catching the waves. Good luck on Friday, Jordan!

In Durban, I took the bus to the Victoria Street Market to look for crafts. Durban is utter chaos these days because they have changed all of the street names from boring names like "West" and "Grey" to freedom fighter names like Joe Slovo Ave. etc, and everyone is confused! Some original street signs remain, with black X's crossing them out. Wish I had a photograph of these censored street signs, but Durban's not the kind of city where you want to tote around a SLR, or anything at all, for that matter. I was at the market because someone (J.) wants a special kind of ostrich egg that I must hand carry on the plane back to New York. I bought a wonderful straw hat that will become my new look in New York this summer. And for dinner I had bunny chow, which is a poor man's dish of curry served in a hollowed-out loaf of bread. Delicious!

After a stroll on the beach and a goodbye to the Indian Ocean, I hopped on the night bus to Pretoria. J. gave me a very extensive shopping list, and I had to buy a huge duffel bag to fit everything. As a result, Intercape charged me R100 extra for my excess luggage, but it's all cool. J. must have his rooibos tea and peri-peri sauce! On the bus, I sat next to a young doctor in training from Botswana who is very, very homesick and is headed home to eat some mopane worms and pap prepared the right way (Zulu pap is too thick and stiff, he said). We chatted far into the night, and we had a very interesting conversations about various topics. The only big difference of opinion was about gay people. The good doctor cannot understand why people are gay, and he said it is against African culture. If he had a son who was gay, he would disown him! I said that in the US 50 years ago we thought the same, and gay people lived lives of quiet desperation, but now it is socially acceptable to be gay, and gay people can be free. I said I thought South Africa was changing too; in fact, equal rights for gay people are written into the Constitution. It was an interesting conversation, and I think the good doctor may change his mind one day.

Arriving in Pretoria, I had a near death experience in a taxi on the way to the backpackers. The driver was distracted and forgot that he was turning onto a two way road rather than a one way road. He turned directly into oncoming traffic and narrowly missing collision with two sedans. The driver turned white when he realized what he had done. "Do you want to kill us?" I asked him. Can you imagine who silly it would be if I braved everything in Africa--I even escaped the stomach bug that every single other person on my overland trip succumbed to--only to be in a taxi accident the day before I'm slated to return to New York?

Now, I'm in Hatfield, Pretoria. I had a great breakfast at my old favorite spot, the News Cafe, and now I've gotta go get a massage. Wish me a safe flight back to nyc tomorrow. I'm a weary traveler, and I'm ready to return!

And here's a goodbye to all of my new friends in South Africa. There's Stefan from Cape Town, Donna from Langebaan, Seya and Kholiwe from St. Lucia and so many more. And there's even a very, very old friend, Jenny H., who I got to see again in Cape Town after 12 years! As an added bonus, I got to meet her wonderful husband.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Africa Top 12

Now that my trip is drawing to a close, here's my list of top experiences in Africa:

1. Sea kayaking to the Takwa Ruins (Lamu, Kenya)

2. Eating lobster on the beach with Freddie (Kendwa Rocks, Zanzibar)

3. Sunset Cruise on the Zambezi River (Livingstone, Zambia)

4. Helicoptering over Victoria Falls--totally amazing!

5. Swimming in a big blue quarry (Ghanzi, Botswana)

6. Sunset dinner of linefish in a butter garlic sauce (Swakopmund, Namibia)

7. Sunrise over the Sesriem Dunes (Sesriem, Namibia)

8. Oysters and champagne (also known as "Methode Cap Classique") with J. (Franshhoek, South Africa)

9. Cooking a potjie (stew cooked over hot coals) with friends (Kuruman, South Africa)

10. Sunset over the Kalahari (Tsineng, South Africa)

11. Spotting a pair of Verreaux Eagles (Langebaan, Western Cape, South Africa)

12. Watching the sun set over Lake St. Lucia and really, everying about St. Lucia! (St. Lucia Estuary, South Africa)

Clearly, I enjoyed sunsets, fresh seafood, birds and water views the best!

On another note, I still hear from the overlanders from time to time, and it is clear that they are still furious with me! My favorite recent quote is "The travel agent who sold you the [overland] tour should be shot!" Really, drag my mild mannered travel agent out into the street and shoot her? That's not a little extreme? I also wonder how long they will remain furious; for how long will they bore people with the story of the Mean Girl on their overland trip? (What does that do to a person, to fester with anger for weeks and weeks?) I've been totally unrepentant but I recently had a chat with my mother, who suggested, as mothers will, that I make at least one apology. One person had hurt feelings about the content of my blog and she really didn't deserve to be hurt. So, one (and only one) apology is forthcoming.

Birds spotted: Green twinspot, blue waxbill, yellow-throated longclaw but not the elusive Narina Trogon (looks like a cute little parrot).

Monday, March 22, 2010

Crocs, Hippos and Snakes in St. Lucia

St. Lucia Estuary
Kwazulu Natal
South Africa


South Africa, it seems, is where blogs go to die. The roads are paved, the restaurants are world class, and wireless internet access is widespread and the scam artists are not as crafty as they are in, say, Zambia or Tanzania. Traveling, the way I am now in South Africa, staying in lovely guesthouses with a rental car, is very civilized and lacks the frisson of my overland travels through East Africa down to Cape Town. I have encountered no more simbas in camp, and there are no outraged overlanders to add dramatic intrigue.

Now, I'm in the lovely village of St. Lucia, just north of Durban. I flew to Durban from Cape Town and picked up my rental car from the airport. Despite daily newspaper headlines that scream "Durban N2 Collision Ends in Death, Injury" or some such variation on the theme, I've gotten a lot more comfortable driving in South Africa. St. Lucia is the gateway to the St. Lucia Wetlands Park, a UNESCO World Heritage site with lots of hippos, crocs, birds and snakes. It encompasses the beautiful Cape Vidal and other lovely, deserted beaches. The guesthouse where I am staying boasts occasional leopard sighting in the garden and nightly hippo sightings. Hippos come up from the lake for an evening cocktail of swimming pool water. Guests are advised not to get between the hippos and lake, because hippos can and have attacked people. So, although my last week in South Africa may not have simbas in the camp, it does feature dangerous animals.
In my travels, I have totally wanted to see a snake, and in St. Lucia I finally spotted one! I saw a very long, fast green mamba crossing the road quickly just outside of town. What a beautiful serpent. I was happy to spot it from the safety of my car rather than on foot. Local newspapers report that three people have been bitten by green mambas in Kwazulu-Natal in the last month. March and April are prime green mamba months here, it seems. I'll keep a lookout. In the meantime, here is a picture of a baby zebra from Hluhluwe Game Reserve, the game reserve famous for bringing the white rhino back from the brink of extinction. I was sitting on the grass in the picnic area, meters away from this little zebra!
My trip is winding down, and I am so, so ready to return to New York! By all accounts, spring has sprung, and I've managed to miss the entire winter. See you soon!


Monday, March 15, 2010

Birdinghiding West Coast Style

March 12 - 15, 2010
Langebaan, Western Cape

I was happy to get out of the city for the Cape Argus cycle race (Jackie and Elle, you've gotta do it one of these days--it looks amazing!) because the city swarms with cyclists (including Lance) and spectators and all the roads close. I rented a car and drove up the R27 to the West Coast, where it's peaceful and there are lots of lovely birds. I stayed at my very favorite guesthouse yet, Walking on Water. The owners, Magdel and Andre, took me in hand and made me a very specific itinerary of where I must go, what I must see, what birds I must spot, and where I must eat. It was very, very helpful. Since J. left, I've just been cooling my heels in Cape Town, and it's great to have someone tell me what I must do!
There are lots of picturesque fishing villages along the coast and restaurants where you can enjoy an Appletiser with a sea view.Some of them reminded me of little Greek fishing villages, with whitewashed cottages lining the beach.

On Saturday, Andre took me on a bird tour in and around the West Coast National Park. He is a former military man, and he approaches birding in a very strategic manner. We saw Verreaux eagles (huge eagles that stand a meter tall) pelicans, various types of cormorants, flamingos, lots of different types of plovers and my favorite, the very graceful marsh harrier (a big black and white raptor). Total, we spotted 80 species! The park boasts bird hides, little huts where you can observe the birds unseen.One of the bird hides was jampacked with birders from Cape Town. They wanted to identify a weird godwit (large shorebird) one of them had seen. The bird in question was jostled by another bird, raised its wings to reveal the identifying dark underwing coverts and a cry broke out in the hut as they identified it as a Hudsonian Gotwit (endemic to Alaska / Canada). This poor bird had gotten in with the wrong crowd and wound up in the Western Cape. My conclusion: birders are totally weird, but I'm loving the birds!

Dinner was a 10 - course fish braai on the beach at a restaurant called Die Strandloper. You sit in the sand and eat with your hands or mussel shells. A guy with a guitar plays Afrikaans ballads like De La Ray. It was so much food: I barely made it to crawfish (course 5). Where's J. when you need him?Birds spotted: More than you want to know!

Books: Noah's Compass by Anne Tyler. What's up with Anne Tyler and characters destined to die sad & alone?

Conversations in Hermanus

Hermanus
March 11, 2010

An outgoing German lady who I met at the guesthouse in Cape Town invited me to join her on a day trip to Hermanus, the town 130 km east of Cape Town where you can spot whales, in season. As it turned out, she was hilarious, and very quirky in a California / New Age kind of way, and I had a blast!

Topics we discussed included:
1) How aliens have interacted with people and modified human DNA
2) How aliens have implanted bits of unknown metal in people who have had alien encounters
3) How everyone chooses their own parents. A baby born with congenital abnormalities has chosen to be born that way for a specific purpose.
4) How people who are poor and people who suffer merely lack sufficient consciousness . With proper consciousness, they would acquire the health / material goods they lack.

We had lots to talk about. I love the fact that you can meet all kinds of characters on the road and, as you can tell, I'm definitely more tolerant when I don't have to spend every day with he same characters!

Hermanus has a great cliff walk

where you can spot rock dassies, who are famously cousin to the elephant, and a beautiful beach, Grotto Beach. Books read: A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore.